Mitigate Oppressive Security With Humor

Published: Aug 19, 2004

Application

Anti-theft security systems are becoming quite sophisticated. Nevertheless, the more obvious routines do pose a negative influence on shopping comfort.

A sign with a little light humor may reduce or mitigate the annoyances.

Please understand our security situation.
Our customers don't look like thieves.
The problem is - thieves look like our customers.
Pardon our precautions.

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Outcomes

Cooperation from customers.
Greater acceptance of security procedures.

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